Gupta-swati :
as days go by, my feelings get stronger,
to be in ur arms, i can't wait any longer.
look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
day & night my thoughts r
Gupta-swati :
a cute reply given by a boy when asked watt type of girl he wants to luv...
'she shud b d best competitor to show her love, wen compared to mine..."
Mirshadaie :
tumhari ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge,teri chahat ko kabhi bdnam na hone denge,apni zindgi me suraj nikle ya na nikle,tumhari zindgi me sham kabhi na hone denge...
Puspendu :
a lady calls santa for repairing door bell.
santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
lady calls again, santa replies: i'm coming daily since 4 days, i press the
Jobs_smsfi :
santa dials a number. a girl receives the call.
santa: who r u?
girl: seeta here.
santa: maine to chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to ayodhya mil gaya.
Ritu.rai :
girl: will u marry me?
santa: no, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. mummy ne papa se, didi ne jijaji se aur bhaiya ne bhabhi se
Deepika :
"now i always watch my
wedding video in reverse
and
i love the end when she
takes the ring off, goes out,
jumps in the car and heads
back to her fathers
hom
9718238963 :
3 kinds of men in the world:
some remain single & make wonders happen.
some maintain girlfriends & see wonders happen.
other get married & wonder what happe
Ritu :
banta: yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
santa: suicide karne ke liye
banta: to phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
santa: kahin infection na ho jaaye
Ritu :
moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why don’t you leave ur friend. i looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u don’t shine.