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9718238963 : santa: i gave a moving performance in singing. banta: what do you mean by moving performance? santa: everyone moved out of theatre.

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Deepika : "now i always watch my wedding video in reverse and i love the end when she takes the ring off, goes out, jumps in the car and heads back to her fathers hom

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Richa : appu: i want you to explain why i have to wear these same old clothes. pappu: bcoz if u don`t, you could scare the dog.

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8726403231 : maa: apne janmdin par kisko bulana chahte ho? pappu:dadaji ,mamaji, chachaji ko. akhir gift aur rupaye 2 inhi logo se milenge...

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9718238963 : 3 kinds of men in the world: some remain single & make wonders happen. some maintain girlfriends & see wonders happen. other get married & wonder what happe

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9718238963 : santa-omlet lekar aao waiter-kaun sa? spanish ya italian s-koi b mujhe khana h, usase baat nhi krni

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9718238963 : raman: meri patni 9 ghante se khamosh hai dr: to mere paas kyo aaye ho, world record walo ke paas jao.

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Puspendu : father: tumhari mummy ne mera dil tod diya, isliye mai sharab p rha hu. sonu:mummy ne meri pocket money b rok d, isliye mere liye b 1 glass lagao papa.

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Ratnesh : wife: what will u give to me if i’ll climb mount everest successfully? husband: gentle push!

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Virender1 : sir: pappu jab me tere jitna tha tab first aata tha or tu fail ho jata he pappu: sir apko koi dhang ka tchr padata hoga

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Smsfiched7 : gabbar: kitne aadmi the sambha: sarkar ginti aati to yaha thodi hota.

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Deepika : what’s the similarity between good girls and dinosaurs? you can’t find them and they can only be seen on tv.

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Pooja : what is bus? a vehicle that run's slow when you are in it but runs faster when you are chasing it.

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8726403231 : circuit: bhai akkal badi ke bhes? munna bhai: a mamu bolo to dono ki birth date to bata.

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Ritu.rai : one day santa’s girlfriend asks him, darling; at our engagement will you give me a ring? santa:ya sure, give me ur telephone no.

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Ritu.rai : banta: marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? santa: birla cement. banta: kyon? santa: kyunki is cement mein jaan hai.

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9718238963 : some one is loving you caring 4 u. watching over u protecting u guess who? neighbor’s dog!

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Ritu.top : doctor: ur husband needs rest and peace. here are some sleeping pills. wife: when must i give them to him? doctor: they are for u.

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Radhika11 : teacher: four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence... student: wow!

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Gupta-swati : rajnikant ka 1rupya balcony se niche gir gya rajni niche gya bt use coin nhi mla kyu?kyuki rajni coin se phle niche phuch gya.

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