Jobs_smsfi :
santa dials a number. a girl receives the call.
santa: who r u?
girl: seeta here.
santa: maine to chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to ayodhya mil gaya.
Ritu.rai :
girl: will u marry me?
santa: no, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. mummy ne papa se, didi ne jijaji se aur bhaiya ne bhabhi se
Ritu :
banta: yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
santa: suicide karne ke liye
banta: to phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
santa: kahin infection na ho jaaye
Ritu.rai :
santa: my dad was an extremely brave man. he once entered a lion's cage.
banta: he probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
santa: i didn't say he g
9718238963 :
santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
the judge: what'll you take 30 days or rs 3000?
santa: i think i'll take the money.
Puspendu :
while walking in the highlands santa fell down a deep hole.
banta: r u ok?
santa: yeah!
banta: did u break anything?
santa: no, there's nothing down her
Jobs_smsfi :
teacher to santa: where were you born?
santa: thiruvananthapuram
teacher: can u spell it?
santa (after thinking for some time): i think i was born in goa
Ratnesh :
ultimate answer while changing the job.
interviewer: why did you change your last job?
santa: because the company shifted and didn't tell me where...
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santa: i have swallowed a key.
doctor: when?
santa: 3 months back!
doctor: what were you doing till now?
santa: i was using duplicate key, now i have los
Puspendu :
two days of powercut in delhi had made life miserable. worst affected was delhi metro station where families of santa & banta were struck for 48 hrs on escal
Jobs_smsfi :
titanic was sinking.
an englishman asked santa, "how far is land"?
santa: 2 kms.
englishman jumped into sea.
englishman: now, which direction?
santa: do
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